BEST JOKES ABOUT THE CRISIS, DON'T WORRY AND HAVE FUN!
Here you can find our collection of best jokes about the crisis. We selected the best ones from what we saw in net and what we heard from other people, Please, don’t hesitate to send us more new ones. So, forget all the troubles and have fun! Enjoy!
What do you call five hedge fund managers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
Record unemployment levels have been announced today as the credit crunch tightens its grip. Icelandic bank robbery is reported to be among the worst hit sectors.
Once upon a time, in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each.
The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them. The man bought thousands at $10 and, as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort. He further announced that he would now buy at $20 for a monkey.
This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms. The offer increased to $25 each, and the supply of monkeys became so small that it was an effort to even find a monkey, let alone catch it!
The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at $50! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on behalf of him.
In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers. 'Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I will sell them to you at $35, and when the man returns from the city, you can sell them to him for $50 each.'
The villagers rounded up all their savings and bought all the monkeys.
They never saw the man nor his assistant again, only monkeys everywhere!
Now you have a better understanding of how Wall Street works.
"On Sept. 14, two quants at Lehman get into a elevator to go home. One pushes the button but it doesn't move. 'What's going on?' he asks. 'Why won't it move?' The other pulls out his laptop and says, 'Well of course: according to my model, nothing further can go down.' "
Did you hear the one about the Polish homeowner? He paid his mortgage!
Quote of the day (from a trader): "This is worse than a divorce. I've lost half my net worth and I still have a wife."
The most popular game for Icelandic families in 2009?
SOON WILL BE MORE!