BEST JOKES ABOUT THE CRISIS, DON'T WORRY AND HAVE FUN!



Here you can find our collection of best jokes about the crisis. We selected the best ones from what we saw in net and what we heard from other people, Please, don’t hesitate to send us more new ones. So, forget all the troubles and have fun! Enjoy!


Japan Banks

Following the problems in the subprime lending market in America, uncertainty has now hit Japan. In the last 7 days, Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.
Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song while shares in Kamikaze Bank today were suspended after they nose-dived. While Samurai Bank are soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.
Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.

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Why have estate agents stopped looking out the window in the morning?
Because otherwise they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon

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George Bush was asked today "what did he think of the Credit Crunch?"
He replied: "It was his favourite Candy Bar."

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What's the difference between the BBC's business editor Robert Peston and God?
God doesn't think he's Robert Peston

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What's the difference between a merchant bank and Katie Price (aka. Jordan)?
Both are institutions whose reputation is built on assets that, on closer inspection, turn out to be entirely artificial, vastly over-inflated and in danger of going through the floor at any moment. But at least Katie Price is still worth something.

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Petrol is way too expensive these days. I actually can't afford to drive.
Last time I went dogging, I had to ask my mum to give me a lift.

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Bank robbers are now charged with misdemeanors

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Somalia buys out US banks

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They asked if was diversely invested. I said, yeah I got a white broker and a black broker, isn't that enough?

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New acroynms for Emerging Markets - it used to be all about Brazil, Russia, India and China or BRIC. Now its Pakistan, Hungary, Ukraine and Korea or PHUK. Throw in Iceland and Thailand and you get PHUK IT.

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Resolving to surprise her husband, an investment banker's wife pops by his office. She finds him in an unorthodox position, with his secretary sitting in his lap. Without hesitation, he starts dictating, "...and in conclusion, gentlemen, credit crunch or no credit crunch, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair!"

SOON WILL BE MORE!