BEST JOKES ABOUT THE CRISIS, DON'T WORRY AND HAVE FUN!



Here you can find our collection of best jokes about the crisis. We selected the best ones from what we saw in net and what we heard from other people, Please, don’t hesitate to send us more new ones. So, forget all the troubles and have fun! Enjoy!


Mergers and Consolidations

Because of the ongoing market turmoil, several companies are merging in order to survive. Some results of these mergers:
Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. will merge and become > Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace
3M and Goodyear will merge and become > MMMGood
FedEx is expected to join its competitor UPS to become > FedUP
Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become > Fairwell Honeychild
Victoria ’s Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge and will call themselves > TittyTittyBangBang

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Lehman Brothers and George Bush

US President George Bush: I am saddened to hear about the demise of Lehman Brothers. My thoughts go out to their mother as losing one son is hard but losing two is no doubt a tragedy.

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Henry Paulson Jogging

US Treasury Secretary Henry M. Paulson was out jogging in Central Park, New York. All of a sudden a man with a ski mask jumped out from behind some bushes with a gun.
The masked man said, “Give me all your money!”
Unwilling to do so, Paulson said, “You can’t do this, I’m the Treasury Secretary!”
The man then replied, “In that case, give me MY money!”

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Nigerian Scam

Dear American:
I need to ask you to support an urgent secret business relationship with a transfer of funds of great magnitude.
I am Ministry of the Treasury of the Republic of America. My country has had crisis that has caused the need for large transfer of funds of 800 billion dollars US. If you would assist me in this transfer, it would be most profitable to you.
This is a matter of great urgency. We need a blank check. We need the funds as quickly as possible. We cannot directly transfer these funds in the names of our close friends because we are constantly under surveillance. My family lawyer advised me that I should look for a reliable and trustworthy person who will act as a next of kin so the funds can be transferred.
Please reply with all of your bank account, IRA and college fund account numbers and those of your children and grandchildren to wallstreetbailout@treasury.gov so that we may transfer your commission for this transaction. After I receive that information, I will respond with detailed information about safeguards that will be used to protect the funds.
Yours Faithfully,
Minister of Treasury Henry M. Paulson

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Money talks. Trouble is, mine only knows one word — Goodbye

SOON WILL BE MORE!